My friend Roxanne complained for the umpteenth time, “Billy, I am having such a hard time getting laid!” Of course, she can find a man to stick it in her at a moment’s notice—just open a window. But my female friends tell me that finding a partner with a high sexual IQ who cares about her pleasure (without factoring in physical attraction and personality) is a frustratingly difficult experience. That’s why on this week’s Manwhore Podcast we are holding ORAL SEX AUDITIONS! Yes! Five male suitors compete in this cunnilingus contest for the ultimate prize of fucking my friend. No more bragging about how much you love eating pussy at the bar, then forgetting all about your claims of prowess once your dick gets hard. It’s time to prove yourself, fellas! Hear Roxanne go from lockjawed blowqueen to pillow princess on the only episode where I can see the female orgasm in sound waves. ALSO: hear Goddess Lola Jean take on the high demand-low supply wrestling fetish! PLUS: sex god, cunnilingus, rape, sexual frustration, kinky Christians, and “The Swirl”! Join us for next week’s Fanwhore Facebook Live Hangout! Follow Lola Jean on Instagram: @goddesslolajean Don’t miss out on all the fun! Click here to get your ticket to ManwhoreCon!
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